Funny Sayings Today

It is Veteran's Day and in Tucson that is more than a bank holiday! Andy, Turner, and I spent the entire day doing chores, running errands, catching up on homework, and laughing quietly at some of Turner's very serious affirmations. You can imagine the contexts. I'll try to add more later; Andy and Turner went shopping together, and I'm sure he'd like to add to the list.

"That tastes naaasty!"
"I don't care Momma. I love you too."
"There is no sugar. I stirred it and none there."
"My sailboat is swimming."
"We haf to mop it again in afdernoon."
"Do you hear the ocean?"
"It's not real stinky."
"Thomas and Bertie are goin to Tenkucky."
"Can I have waffle and raisin toast for beckfast?" (He ate oatmeal too!)
"You come stay at my house, Nanny? I see you 'morrow."
"Can I go to park with Kilan?"
"It smells like poopy in there. No poopy though."
"I running errands."
"I don't want pizza. I want corn flakes."
"I do it Turner's self."
"I love you more than mostest mostest."
"Where's La La?"
"I fix it."
"I don't want to go to school today." I reply: "OK" He smiles at Andy like he got away with a secret at 8 AM.
"Carry me. I got full hands."